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[sevenswells]

Finally (FINALLY!!!!) saw Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows yesterday with berylia and miiaah.


GAY.

GAY.

SO. MUCH. GAY. AAALLLLLLL OVER THE PLACE. OMFG IT WAS SO GAY WE REPEATEDLY CHOKED, THEN FLAILED AND SQUEALED AND JUMPED AND ELBOWED AT EACH OTHER AND JUST STARED WITH OUR MOUTHS HANGING OPEN.

NOT ONLY THE SCENE ON THE TRAIN WHERE THEY'RE BASICALLY HAVING A HATEFUCK ON THE FLOOR ("LIE WITH ME WATSON" DSKDFKSDFJCCVGFSIEIRHFEH:F;VXKJ) BUT OMG THEY FUCKING DANCED TOGETHER!È!!!! WALTZED!!!!!!!!!!!! AT A MOTHERFUCKING BALL!!!!! WITH A FUCKLOAD OF PEOPLE WATCHING AND NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK!!!! "I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK" ZAKHDGFKSDFDFDKJ AND HOLMES ACTUALLY TAUGHT WATSON HOW TO DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS ISN'T EVEN SUBTEXT IT'S SLASH FIC PLAIN AND SIMPLE I JUST I CAN'T

AND APPARENTLY THE STORY WAS SET IN YAOILAND BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WAS GAY TOO!!!!! MORIARTY AND MORAN OF COURSE BUT ALSO MYCROFT WITH A RANDOM GUY WHO LOOKED LIKE A MUPPET (no, not old Stanley, the other one with the reprobating eyebrows that are constantly judging you) WHAAAAAAAAAAT

Oh god my brain is broken in so many places and I think I'm overdosing on fangirl endorphins rn

OMG THE WEDDING WHERE HOLMES ARRANGES WATSON'S COLLAR AND THEN HE'S LEAVING BEFORE THE END WITH HIS PUPPY EYES ALL DEWY AND THEN OMG THEY'RE GOING ON A HONEYMOON IN PARIS TOGETHER "UNLIKE YOU WATSON I DON'T REPRESS ANYTHING" SDFKEBFQKJHDQHJEARJKHEHJFEEAZEIULALH

Seriously though, as much as in the first one they hinted very heavily at Holmes's homosexuality, apparently now they've decided it was still too subtle and tried spelling it out with giant neons signs that could provoke a plane crash instead. Writers, Ritchie, whoever's responsible for this: thank you. Now the only way they can top the gheiness of this second movie is that they make the third just plain gay porn. Holmes comes back, Watson is happy, they fuck for two hours onscreen.

And I'd pay good money to see that. *_________*

Comments

[berylia.livejournal.com]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Can't wait for monday to see it again once more !!!!!!!!)

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

IiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiih!!!!! Moi aussi j'ai grave hâte de le revoir, j'espère qu'il y aura personne à la séance, parce qu'on a pas pu bien s'exprimer comme il faut sur ce coup-là.

On va à la piscine en sortant de la séance, d'ailleurs, tant qu'à faire?

[berylia.livejournal.com]

Pourquoi pas, faut que je vérifie il m'a semblé voir un panneau vidange donc faut que je vérifie !

[shadowfireflame.livejournal.com]

I have now mentally revised my title of this movie to Sherlock Holmes: Hate-Sex on a Train.

I just saw this again last night and it really holds up on a second viewing. I wasn't so obsessed with keeping up with the plot and could instead just focus on the slashiness. And the hurt/comfort elements!

For a h/c junkie like me, this was just fabulous. Even Moriarty was in on it, putting the cloak on Holmes so he wouldn't be cold (and also to jab at his shoulder). But the fact that Holmes sees Watson's face and then closes his eyes so it's the last thing he sees? My heart exploded.

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

But the fact that Holmes sees Watson's face and then closes his eyes so it's the last thing he sees? My heart exploded.

I KNOWWWWW sooooo romantic! My only regret is that they didn't make Watson angst for too long over Holmes's death, because Watson!angst is delicious (and I'm a h/c junkie too, apparently XD)

[therese-chan.livejournal.com]

I obviously need to watch that movie. XD

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

Yes you do!

Review of A Game of Shadows

[slashpuppy.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more! SO VERY GAY! It was the best thing ever to watch!

I'm kinda torn between loving the slashiness of Holmes/Watson in the movies v Holmes/Watson on TV. I would just like in the next movie and the next TV series for Watson to *literally* have to hide in/come out of a closet so that Holmes (both versions) can do an eyebrow raise so that Watson can exclaim 'I told you I'm NOT gay!' again. :-)

Re: Review of A Game of Shadows

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda torn between loving the slashiness of Holmes/Watson in the movies v Holmes/Watson on TV.

WHY CHOOSE??? BRING ON ALLLLLL THE SLASH!!!! MOAR SLASH!! EVERYWHERE!! HARDER!! BETTER!!! FASTER!!!! STRONGER!!!! TO THE INFINITY AND BEYOND!