No no no no no no no no I will not succumb to temptation ! No no no no no...
Oops I've already opened the cut...
So ma chère we will burn together in this special hell.

"ninja-ing their way past the paparazzi and the prying cameras (bless Chris' intensive training in Shaolin temples). " Oh my goodness ! Tihihi !
Guh !
I'm gonna burn in hell so glad and happy. Heaven is clearly missing something because this was so good !

(And there were not enough clothes involved !)