HALP, I'VE SKYFALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

[sevenswells]

So awesome. So awesome.

Today was the day of my birthday *party* (yes because I celebrate my birthday twice in a week that's just how I roll) and we went to see Skyfall in the morning.


SO GHEI. And Whishaw's Q was PERFECTION. But the best part, THE BEST PART DO YOU HEAR ME, was that James Bond, James MOTHERFUCKING Bond, admitted to the flamboyant Javier Bardem who was VERY VERY CLEARLY propositioning him while caressing the inside of his thighs, that he was bi. BISEXUAL JAMES BOND, HOLY FUCK YOU DID IT DANIEL CRAIG AND SAM MENDES, I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER

NOW BRING ON THE FICS! GIVE THEM FICS TO ME, INTERNET, GIVE ME BOND/Q UNTIL I CHOKE BECAUSE JAMES MOTHERFUCKING BOND IS CANONICALLY BISEXUAL ALSO HE ONLY EVER SMILES WHEN Q FLIRTS WITH HIM

On a less slash-related note, I actually liked the film; I thought it was well-directed (you gotta love Sam Mendes) and thought it was overall a pretty decent James Bond film.

There are more Bond/Q fanarts to come because I  promised na_shao to give her some because she's an absolute sweetheart and she totally deserves it

And after that fabulous movie that put me in a glorious mood for the rest of the day and a delicious cambodian lunch, I received MOAR GIFTS from my friends while we were drinking tea and I was sitting around in my pyjamas because it was my birthday party  and now I'm too old to give a fuck about anything anymore:

-A hot water bottle, for which berylia had knitted a cosy inspired by Watson's scarf in Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows





-a pair of slippers with embroided profiles of Sherlock and John that my friend Din had custom-made:




-And the best gift wrapping paper ever customized by my friend Bratha



I don't think I say this enough, but my friends. Are. The BESTEST. OF. THE ENTIRE GORRAM 'VERSE.

Comments

[falling-voices.livejournal.com]

OKAY, THIS IS NEW INFORMATION. Bisexual!Bond — that's going to make the fanboys rage. What exactly happens?

Also, these slippers are awesome.

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

So Silva, the Bond villain played by Javier Bardem (again, he's flamboyant to the extreme, like if gayness was radioactive, the guy would glow in the dark), has Bond tied to a chair. He steps in between Bond's thighs, pulls them apart and starts caressing them on the inside while asking Bond if maybe he could change his methods of working with very VERY heavy sexual implications in his tone of voice, "you might like it", he says, "it would be your first time" and Bond replies, very casually and totally getting the implications: "Who's to say it would be my first time?"

You HAVE to see this scene darling, we were completely out of air when we heard that.

The best thing about it? I don't think the fanboys will even catch up on it. It's absolutely perfect.

[falling-voices.livejournal.com]

OH BOY. :D Yeah, I was going to go see it anyway — Ben Wishaw Ben Wishaw Ben Wishaw — but this sounds fantastic. I didn't think I'd see the day when they'd queer Bond.

Next up: Idris Elba? I wish.

[berylia.livejournal.com]

Tihihihihihi ! Let's go back wednesday !!!!!!

[na-shao.livejournal.com]

Je suis sortie il y a une heure de la séance et je suis en train de mourir tellement j'ai des feels, FKJBJLKGNBLKNLKGNGFLK

I wanna marry Q and have his babies
And I want Bond and Q to marry and eye-sex all the time and urgh

Feels

Et j'ai adoré la scène que tu décris, j'ai rigolé comme une abrutie et ma soeur m'a suivie ainsi que la quasi totalité de la salle, on était tous à faire "hohohohoho James" and actual feels ensued

Et awww tu es adorable, merci merci, je suis vendue au 00Q maintenant!!

J'aime beaucoup ton écharpe et tes chaussons, c'est vraiment adorable et je suis très contente que tu aies eu un excellent anniversaire!

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

Sorry, there was a mistake: actually, the scene is
EVEN GAYER THAN WHAT I REMEMBER
http://itsnotgayitsbritish.tumblr.com/post/35068567875/asgardies-requested-by-everyone

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

Cette scène, tu veux dire? :D http://itsnotgayitsbritish.tumblr.com/post/35068567875/asgardies-requested-by-everyone
Je suis enchantée que tu sois vendue au 00Q!! Je vais bientôt faire un petit post de recs aussi je pense, le fandom est déjà lancé, et quand Skyfall sortira aux US (le 9 novembre si je ne m'abuse) ça va être le déchaînement!!!
Dès que je me débarrasse de mon taf pourri du moment, je fanartise à mort!

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

FUCK YES

[na-shao.livejournal.com]

Oui! Ma salle était vraiment super, on était vraiment tous dedans, c'était excellent. Et j'ai passé mon temps à faire "hihihihi" toute seule devant les interactions James/Q, c'était assez pathétique, je suis vendue OTL POUR LE BIEN *shakes fist*

Il n'est pas sorti aux Etats-Unis?? Woh je ne savais pas qu'ils devaient encore attendre ehehe, le fandom va bientôt exploser en effet!

Aw, j'ai hâte! Je vais aller me rouler en boule et attendre sagement dans mon coin ;_; <3

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

Et n'oublions pas que pendant au moins 30 minutes à partir du début du film, Bond a la gueule à l'envers, et son premier sourire de tout le film depuis 30 motherfucking minutes, SON TOUT PREMIER SOURIRE, il le fait QUAND IL EST AVEC Q À LA NATIONAL GALLERY

#FEEEEEEEEEELS

[na-shao.livejournal.com]

/cries

You are evil

[falling-voices.livejournal.com]

W O W

Son petit sourire est excellent. (By which I mean: incredibly smug.)