O.RE.SA-MIAN

Indeed I don't know you, but hey, thanks for the guilt trip all the same, it's a lovely feeling.

PSA: If you friended me just to get Art of Love and Cooking (aka my Puckurt food porn fic) updates, guys, just go to my AO3 page (here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/325863/chapters/525114 ). I don't know when I'll update that fic again, I'll probably turn it into an original story at some point, I have no idea -- for now I need to concentrate on getting money to survive. So yeah. If I ever update it, it's probably more convenient for you to get it through AO3 e-mail alerts or something.

Title: The Art of Love and Cooking

Author: sevenswells

Champion betas: drgaellon and guilshad 

Rating: Hard R for this part. Last part will (finally!) be NC-17.

Fandom/Pairing: Glee, Puck/Kurt

Warnings/Spoilers: Food porn, and then some actual porn after that. No spoilers because it's an AU in which glee club didn't happen.

Comments: So in this chapter we learn more about Puck's life in France, this whole part is kind of angsty, I think. We also reach one of the main "knots" of the story, so some heavy revelations are made, I hope you'll still find this part okay, though. NGL, I feel a little anxious about it right now. I've put a lot of work into it as usual, but now I just don't know anymore. WiPs bring out the worst in me, jeez. =___=;;

Word count: 4 434 w.


( Mais c'était juste une ombre, c'était juste une silhouette qui ressemble à toi )

Title: The Art of Love and Cooking

Author: sevenswells

My betas. I love them: drgaellon and guilshad 

Rating: This chapter will be NC-17! Holla~! Only this part is still R-ish

Fandom/Pairing: Glee, Puck/Kurt

Warnings/Spoilers: Food porn, and then some actual porn after that. No spoilers because it's an AU in which glee club didn't happen.

Comments: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. This is part 1, part 2 and 3 will come later, 'kay? Again, this chapter is dedicated to my betas; they're really great and I can't thank them enough for the work they put in this. You rock, both of you. <3
In each part I try to put as much food and music (since this is still a Glee fic, yo) as I can, I feel there is a little less food and more music in this one. At the end of this post you will find a Youtube mix (just because it was simpler, never mind the videos that go with the songs, most of them are rubbish) with all the songs mentioned in here.

Word count: 4596 w.


( Saisir : to expose certain dishes to high heat in order to cook or start cooking them. )

Found this on Tumblr, and it's Beautiful:



I love you Puck. Kurt deserves the best, and that would be you. Make it happen, Glee, you know you won't regret it! >_____<

(Art by Kiri, Mytho(c)Kiri and I)

May be a bit premature but then again I don't know where I'll be on the 25th and where the Internets will be, so I thought I might as well post it now ^^

And since I'm working on chapter 3 of TAoLaC, here are Glee vids (one Puckurt, one simply Kurt) that make me happee and inspire me in this festive season:

Something There by xseducedlikemagic (Puck/Kurt)
Because I'm Awesome by Anoel (Kurt is awesome)

I have to interrupt my viewing of the latest Glee episode right now to share with you:

( Okay this has to be under a cut )

Title: The Art of Love and Cooking

Author: sevenswells

Best Betas Ever: drgaellon and guilshad 
Rating: R for language

Fandom/Pairing: Glee, Puck/Kurt

Warnings/Spoilers: Food porn, and no spoilers because it's an AU in which glee club didn't happen. Tons of words in italics, and OCs everywhere in this part, too, sorryyyyyy

Comments: This chapter is dedicated to my wonderful betas, and to my homegirl mattiezumi ,  Most Valuable Reader since 2008. <3
This part gave me pain. I swear. Stupid engagement party, you took way too long to write. The bonus post will be veeery nice, though -- with pictures, too! I also made a playlist for this fic (deezer is fucked, so in the end I made it on Youtube), and you'll find there some of the songs in this part (the Celine Dion one too, OMG), you may check it out: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=1848AC02C2B19C75

Word count: 8 089, fuck me! O.O 19 fucking pages! I can't believe it!

( Touch me with your naked hand, touch me with your glove )

Chapter 2, part 1 of The Art of Love and Cooking is finished; I'm working on part 2 as we speak, so I can post them in a row when it's done. I'm struggling, because my English is crap and I hate my style, it's like doing needlepoint with mittens - so frustrating! T____T

Okay, time for drawings recap, with a bonus of Mark's giant feet at the end, because of my aggravated foot fetish. <3

The drawings are in chronological order and start soft enough, but then it gets seriously NC-17 and Not Safe For Work At All, so don't click if you're underaged or if you're at your office or something, unless you want everybody to know what a pervert you are XD

Artist: Yours truly
Fandom/Pairing: Glee, Puck/Kurt
/i\ Warning: pr0n, masturbation, toys, biting, crossdressing, also two top!Kurt drawings, and I think that pretty much covers it. Consider yourself warned.

( Drawings recap post number 2, image heavy )

So as promised, here's the first bonus post to The Art of Love and Cooking. An "amuse-bouche" is food in small bites that are usually served between the dishes; sometimes they sum up a whole dish, and anounce what comes next. It litterally means "mouth-entertainer".

Why a bonus post? What will it be about?

Because I did a lot of research before writing this fic, and I learned a bunch of seriously cool stuff about food and chefs along the way, so I thought I really had to share it with you guys, since I know some of you are interested in it.
Take this as some kind of DVD commentary, where you can learn more about the recipes and some aspects of the fic I can't explain or linger on in the chapters. I'll talk about the food mentionned in the chapters, of course, but also food philosophy and great chefs. Although if I realize afterwards that this idea is boring everybody except myself to death, I promise I will stop, be not afraid ^^

How frequent will it be?

I'll post one bonus after each chapter - except if I don't have anything interesting to say, which might very well happen.

Want to share? Variants, stories, experiences, food philosophy, restaurants, favourite chefs or cookbooks, likes or dislikes? Want to trade recipes?

Then be my guest and feel free to comment on these posts, off-topic is permitted as long as it's still food we're talking about, or food-related anyway.

Here we go:

( Sardines, liquid nitrogen and Paul Bocuse )

Title: The Art of Love and Cooking

Author: sevenswells

Beta: drgaellon 

Rating: R for language?

Fandom/Pairing: Glee, Puck/Kurt (and a little Top Chef season 2 too) (yeah, I know)

Warnings/Spoilers: None, really. It's Alternate Universe, in which glee club never happened (no Mr Schue, yay!). I don't think I'll include the baby drama either. Well, I haven't quite made up my mind about it yet. Also, this fic is a slow-building one, I'm sorry about that. Well, not too slow, hopefully. Lots of OCs, sorry about that too. There will be sex, there will be drama, but mainly, there will be FOOD, and a lot of talk about food because I'm an obsessive glutton.

Comments: The story comes originally from an incredible prompt I found on the puckurt  comm; I kinda took the idea and ran away with it, though, so it's not exactly like the original prompt, even if the general idea is the same. Thanks to chavelaprincess  for this awesome prompt that is currently ruining my life since I really don't have the time to write this but doing it anyway.


Word count: 3 770 T______T

( Échauder : to put under boiling salted water, then chill immediately with icy water. )

Chapter One part 2/2