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sevenswells ([personal profile] sevenswells) wrote2011-04-02 05:48 pm

Top Chef, France & US, and NIPPON ICHI!

I'm SUCH an idiot. I've stayed up all night just to finish that food porn one-shot and now I'm completely worn out. Hopefully though, it'll be up as soon as beta and brit-picking are done.

In order to perfect my knowledge of sushi for that fic, I've been watching a Japanese drama called Shouta no Sushi, adapted from a shounen manga of the "educational type". From an artistic standpoint, the show is really INCREDIBLY BAD. The actors are atrocious, the plotline so cliché it would make the guys who write articles on TV Tropes cry, I won't even comment on the editing, the filming and about every other aspect of making a TV show that they're failing at. There is one theme song repeated over and over throughout the episodes, and it's pretty terrible too. Because it's adapted from a shounen manga, the main character's goal is to become the number one sushi chef in Japan, so his motto is "NIPPON ICHI!" ("number one in Japan!") which is bad enough, and he keeps repeating it throughout the show, about 50 times per episode -- the worst being when the other characters start yelling it too. It's like when they keep repeating the episode's title in Glee (e.g., "Funk", "Home"), only ten times worse.
And yet, despite all that, I'm still watching. Why? Because from a culinary standpoint, I'm actually learning stuff. Of course most of it is very exaggerated, but watching the show, you can understand why sushi business in Japan is deadly srs bsns.
Seriously, though... I'm watching an incredibly bad drama only because it makes me learn more about sushi. I'm hopeless, aren't I? =___=;;;


On the finale of Top Chef US:

-YAAAAAAY Richard won! \o/ I was rooting for him, and I'm glad Mike didn't get the title; he really was a bit of a jerk. Richard totally deserved his victory, and he looked so cute, crying and smiling like he's never smiled before during the competition and being all ~*emotional*~ when he used to be so stressed out throughout the whole show! Awwww... I liked what he said about his new food philosophy being about pleasure and the customer, too

-This said, foie gras ice-cream, Richard? Really? I love foie gras, but using it for dessert sounds like one of the worst ideas ever!

-Hubert Keller as a guest judge! Oh I love Hubert, he's so gentlemanly! He was one of my favourite Top Chef Masters contestants, with Jonathan "Obi-Wan" Waxman. I liked Art Smith too, I was happy to see him again, although he was far less sassy here than on his season of TCM.

-And speaking of Top Chef Masters, a new host?! I kinda liked Kelly Choi, but I hope we'll see very soon what the new guy is worth. And is it just me, or does he really look super gay?

-HAHAHA Spike's ~*~***craftiness***~*~! How could the judges not spot him trying to be ninja, lurking around their table? It looked soooo not subtle at all! And the jet-ski reservations! How very professional, way to go, Spike! XD

On Top Chef France:

Two women and one man for the big finale on Monday, and my favourite, Stéphanie Le Quéllec, is among them. The other two candidates I think are kind of weak, but Stéphanie has had a bit of a losing streak in the last two episodes and was always saved in extremis, so I hope she doesn't break under pressure; as I said, I'd actually like to see her win this.

She's the kind of candidate that doesn't take too much risks and sticks to clean and perfectly executed dishes, but the judges have been pushing her hard lately, saying that she was neither daring nor original. So she tried to take risks, but it never really paid off, hence her being on the bottom repeatedly, and then on her very last challenge which was kind of win-or-die, she really stepped out of her comfort zone, building a dish around exotic fruits to accompany salmon, which isn't her usual style at all, and she nailed it. The judges said it was the best dish they'd tasted in the competition, one of the most successful dishes they'd tasted in general, and that it was the kind of food that made you feel *happy*. This coming from judges who are possibly the harshest of the Top Chef franchise around the world (hey, they're French, they have to live up to their reputation of being rude and snooty), it was really impressive.

What I love the most about Stéphanie is the way she talks about food and the dishes she's preparing; it's SO SO SEXY. She's not particularly good-looking herself (well, not exactly repulsive either), but as soon as she steps into the kitchen, she becomes a goddess. I could listen to her talk about food all day (if I could restrain myself from pouncing her right away).
So even if the other candidates aren't as skilled or interesting in my opinion, I'm still looking forward to the finale next week. We're still watching it like it's a football game, and it's really fun and exciting.

Go, Stéphanie! \°0°/

[identity profile] na-shao.livejournal.com 2011-04-02 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, bon courage avec ce drama jap' qui a l'air bien nul :'D ce qu'il faut faire parfois pour apprendre ...

Sinon j'espère vraiment que Stéphanie va gagner Top Chef fr 0// je suis du même avis que toi la concernant (bon, j'ai raté les deux derniers épisodes à cause de mes devoirs de tarée ...). Elle m'aurait presque fait manger du steak de cheval ;___;

[identity profile] sevenswells.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Haaahahaa, oui, il était épique ce challenge avec les Anglais! Par contre j'avoue, le plat le plus salaud c'était quand même l'andouillette; autant je mange de tout sans pinailler, autant même moi j'avoue que pour manger de l'andouillette faut quand même avoir un certain level et une TRÈS GRANDE ouverture d'esprit!

[identity profile] na-shao.livejournal.com 2011-04-03 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
J'avoue que Paulo n'a pas eu de chance sur ce coup-là ! Clair que l'andouillette c'est vraiment, vraiment spécial. J'ai eu l'occasion d'en manger à plusieurs reprises, mais grillée uniquement (mon père, ce chef des grillades /sbam) et c'est plutôt bon si on fait abstraction de ce qu'il y a dedans aha :"D. Je crois que ce qui m'a le plus répugnée, c'est quand même le boudin noir, mais c'est perso, j'ai juste horreur de ça !

[identity profile] coloredink.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
BEGIN DRIVE-BY STRANGER COMMENT!

I was surprised that Hubert Keller has apparently never eaten at Humphrey Slocombe, a San Francisco institution that scoops, among other things, foie gras ice cream.

That said, I've been on the edge of my seat throughout the entire finale and YAY RICHARD!!! He deserved it the most--he's clearly a better chef than Mike--but I was so, so, so afraid he'd choke at the last minute. But he didn't! YAY!

Sorry if this came across as really weird. . . I came here from Sherlock fandom and I also happen to be mildly obsessed with Top Chef, ah ha ha ha.

[identity profile] sevenswells.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Don't be sorry at all, I actually love drive-by comments! ^^ Are you a Top Chef Masters fan too? Apparently the new season is premiering April 6th, I'm so excited! I love TCM even more than Top Chef! AND RUTCH REICHL AS A JUDGE!!! Good Lord I ADORE Garlic and Sapphires, it's my Bible, and I've never seen Reichl on TV before! *bursting with excitement*
I'm just a bit sad that Jay Rayner was sacked, I always loved his comments at judging. I'm gonna miss hearing the British accent too ;___;

This said -- INDEED, YAY RICHARD!!!! ^0^
Edited 2011-04-04 10:00 (UTC)

[identity profile] coloredink.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I am also a TCM fan!! I had no idea a new season was starting up! Ruth Reichl is judging???? AAAHHH BE STILL MY BEATING HEART. AH HA HA HA AND CURTIS STONE IS HOSTING?? LOL x FOREVER. I quite possibly love TCM more than Top Chef; the level of cuisine on that show is insane, and I love how it's not at all about personal drama--after all, these chefs have already made it--and just about making incredibly good, incredibly creative food. Every dish on that show surprises and delights me. I never have to yell at anyone for being a idiot on TCM. Well, except for that time Chef Ludo made pigs' ears quesadillas. What was he thinking??? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE MEXICAN FOOD WHEN YOU'RE GOING UP AGAINST RICK BAYLESS? Also pigs' ears quesadillas just sounds like a terrible idea.

As for Richard, I have no idea how/why I got so attached to him, because I almost certainly saw him on his own season and. . . don't remember him at all? And yet this time around I almost bit the cat, I was so anxious. (I guess a lot of it was that I didn't want Mike to win, because he was a jerk and also just an inferior chef.) Whew! I hope he opens his own restaurant now.

[identity profile] sevenswells.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, we totally share the same opinions!!! We love TCM for the exact same reasons; you can FEEL how much the chefs love their food and how they really express themselves through their very different and unique cooking style. Plus the great chefs have incredible personalities! I'm really psyched that there is a third season of TCM, I feel like I've been waiting for way too long.

I never have to yell at anyone for being a idiot on TCM.

Good to know that there are other people out there who have the same behaviour as me in front of the television. =D No, seriously. I get crazy when I watch cooking shows: http://sevenswells.livejournal.com/62484.html

Hahaha OMG Ludo! Pepe le Pew! He didn't impress me with his cooking skills at all when he was on TCM, but he sure was entertaining! XD

I think Richard has changed a lot since his season on Top Chef. He was more focused this time, and also I felt like he really put all his heart and creativity in every single thing he did... that's why I said his victory was very emotional; it really was redemption for him, because he lost in such a silly way the first time.

[identity profile] coloredink.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA my friend and I watch Top Chef together and it's totally the same thing. "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PUTTING SPLENDA IN THE MERINGUE?? WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT? HOW DID YOU GET ON THIS SHOW?!" "SALT AND BACON? IS THAT THE SMARTEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE, ANGELO?" (And then Angelo was eliminated! So. . . yeah, definitely not the smartest thing you've ever done, Angelo.)

Ludo was SOOOOOO HILARIOUS. I have no idea if he's always like that or if Top Chef edited him that way, but I couldn't stop laughing. "Now you can tell your friends you met a nice Frenchman!" Fwahahahaha. And Rick Bayless is just all :3 :3 :3 I like Mexican food! the entire time. ILU Rick Bayless.

Were you as enamored of Fabio's bromance with Richard as I was? I laughed myself sick at the part where Fabio said that Richard reminded him of his ex-wife.

[identity profile] sevenswells.livejournal.com 2011-04-04 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Were you as enamored of Fabio's bromance with Richard as I was? I laughed myself sick at the part where Fabio said that Richard reminded him of his ex-wife.

Dude, totally! What about the part where Richard won the ticket to the Bermudas and he promised he would definitely give one ticket to Fabio and then go with him and his own family??? I squee'd out loud, I swear!!

[identity profile] coloredink.livejournal.com 2011-04-05 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA WHAT? HE DID THAT? I TOTALLY MISSED THAT. PFFFFFFT.

Those two. If I were at all predisposed to RPS I would be all over that, but it's almost too easy. The ex-wife comment! The ticket to the Bermudas! The Professor and the strange Italian immigrant! And when Fabio got eliminated and Richard was all "DDD: IF ONLY HE HAD TALKED TO ME." Oh, Richard. Don't blame yourself. Poor Fabio! "Burger? I can't even pronounce burger!"