Suits 2x02: a review
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sevenswellsSpoilers for season 2 episode 2 under the cut.
RACHEL: Hey Mike you know what I really like in a man? Honesty. No telling lies is such a turn-on. It's so great that you're not one of those lying liars who lie. So I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, how about that?
MIKE: Haha, NO THANKS.
RACHEL: What...? Are you su-
MIKE: YEP. I'M GOOD. *shoves Rachel in cab, closes door* BYE! *runs to Harvey*
HARVEY: *opens the door in James Bond attire*
MIKE: OMG YOU'RE HOT
HARVEY: Sorry what?
MIKE: I MEAN OMG RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS
HARVEY: Not interested!
MIKE: You know how I usually go behind your back and fuck things up because I ~care so much, well now I'm in a relationship and instead of making the stupid decision to just tell her everything about my super secret double identity because I'm supposed to love her and such, well I preferred coming right away to your place in the late evening so you can talk me out of it and tell me what to do because you are the master of me!
HARVEY'S HOT DATE: *popping up* O hai Harvey, I love y-
HARVEY: GO AWAY, HOT DATE, I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU RN, THIS IS IMPORTANT BSNS!
HARVEY'S HOT DATE *slinks back into the shadows, mumbling* Shoulda known he was gay, I mean, look at that fabulous hair...!
MIKE: So anyway I'm gonna tell Rachel everything because I love her so much.
HARVEY: No you're not. Because of the FIRM. The FIRM is really important Mike. The FIRM has hot raging manlove for you and the FIRM doesn't want to lose you and the FIRM would do anything to keep you from harm because you're such a delicate and pretty flower and the FIRM knows that if you tell Rachel everything then you will be in a serious relationship with her and the FIRM doesn't want that to happen because the FIRM wants to keep you all for itself. So, no.
MIKE: Wow, I didn't know the firm had such strong feelings about me!
HARVEY: Well I... the FIRM does. If it had feelings, which it doesn't so go away now.
The morning after
DOOR: Knock, knock.
HARVEY: Mike, since I know it's you since you come here very often apparently, I hope you're on my doorstep naked, on your knees and ready to apologize with a bright red bow wrapped around your cute - oh hey Jessica.
JESSICA: 'sup, bitch? Ready for your daily session of getting your ass kicked, home delivery edition?
HARVEY: FML.
Meanwhile, at Pearson Hardman
RACHEL: *flirts with Mike*
MIKE: Oh hey Rachel, how's it goin'? *goes to Donna* Can you BELIEVE Harvey, seriously he SO doesn't care about me!
DONNA: STFU n00b, Harvey has nothing but hot raging manlove for you, so break up with Rachel and go out with Harvey instead.
MIKE: Okay!
DONNA: Neat! Now I can say that the fics I write about you and Harvey while I'm pretending to do secretary work are actually canon, AND the area's clear for me to put the moves on Rachel. Two birds, one stone, I rule.
MIKE: What?
DONNA: What?
So anyway, that's how it went from my point of view.
Also, can I just say once again how much Gina Torres steals the entire show? Honestly, she's so incredibly good she gives me shivers. I know no other actress who has such intensity about her. She should be in EVERYTHING.
RACHEL: Hey Mike you know what I really like in a man? Honesty. No telling lies is such a turn-on. It's so great that you're not one of those lying liars who lie. So I'm gonna have sex with you tonight, how about that?
MIKE: Haha, NO THANKS.
RACHEL: What...? Are you su-
MIKE: YEP. I'M GOOD. *shoves Rachel in cab, closes door* BYE! *runs to Harvey*
HARVEY: *opens the door in James Bond attire*
MIKE: OMG YOU'RE HOT
HARVEY: Sorry what?
MIKE: I MEAN OMG RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS
HARVEY: Not interested!
MIKE: You know how I usually go behind your back and fuck things up because I ~care so much, well now I'm in a relationship and instead of making the stupid decision to just tell her everything about my super secret double identity because I'm supposed to love her and such, well I preferred coming right away to your place in the late evening so you can talk me out of it and tell me what to do because you are the master of me!
HARVEY'S HOT DATE: *popping up* O hai Harvey, I love y-
HARVEY: GO AWAY, HOT DATE, I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU RN, THIS IS IMPORTANT BSNS!
HARVEY'S HOT DATE *slinks back into the shadows, mumbling* Shoulda known he was gay, I mean, look at that fabulous hair...!
MIKE: So anyway I'm gonna tell Rachel everything because I love her so much.
HARVEY: No you're not. Because of the FIRM. The FIRM is really important Mike. The FIRM has hot raging manlove for you and the FIRM doesn't want to lose you and the FIRM would do anything to keep you from harm because you're such a delicate and pretty flower and the FIRM knows that if you tell Rachel everything then you will be in a serious relationship with her and the FIRM doesn't want that to happen because the FIRM wants to keep you all for itself. So, no.
MIKE: Wow, I didn't know the firm had such strong feelings about me!
HARVEY: Well I... the FIRM does. If it had feelings, which it doesn't so go away now.
The morning after
DOOR: Knock, knock.
HARVEY: Mike, since I know it's you since you come here very often apparently, I hope you're on my doorstep naked, on your knees and ready to apologize with a bright red bow wrapped around your cute - oh hey Jessica.
JESSICA: 'sup, bitch? Ready for your daily session of getting your ass kicked, home delivery edition?
HARVEY: FML.
Meanwhile, at Pearson Hardman
RACHEL: *flirts with Mike*
MIKE: Oh hey Rachel, how's it goin'? *goes to Donna* Can you BELIEVE Harvey, seriously he SO doesn't care about me!
DONNA: STFU n00b, Harvey has nothing but hot raging manlove for you, so break up with Rachel and go out with Harvey instead.
MIKE: Okay!
DONNA: Neat! Now I can say that the fics I write about you and Harvey while I'm pretending to do secretary work are actually canon, AND the area's clear for me to put the moves on Rachel. Two birds, one stone, I rule.
MIKE: What?
DONNA: What?
So anyway, that's how it went from my point of view.
Also, can I just say once again how much Gina Torres steals the entire show? Honestly, she's so incredibly good she gives me shivers. I know no other actress who has such intensity about her. She should be in EVERYTHING.
