Twenty-five things about Teen Wolf
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sevenswellsHere's how each and every episode of Teen Wolf goes:
PREVIOUSLY ON WEEN TOLF: Scott is a dumbass and everybody else leads a really shitty life
INTRO: Horrible stuff is happening, but no-one gives a shit about the plot, except maybe Stiles, Stiles' dad, and sometimes Derek
OPENING CREDITS: WOO-HOO RANDOM SOFT-CORE PORN WITH OIL AND STUFF, THIS IS MTV BITCHES WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
1. Scott and Allison make-outs timez!
2. Someone is in a car and gets attacked by something
3. People say it was a mountain lion
4. Scott pines for Allison and doesn't give a shit
5. Some teenage kid has a really depressing back story
6. Scott is doodling hearts around Allison's name all over his school books and doesn't give a shit
7. Stiles tries to do something about the plot but then gets sidetracked by Scott and some stupid subplot related to his pining for Allison
8. Someone is in a deserted place at night and suddenly the lights go off or on and then they get attacked or abducted or something
9. People say it was a mountain lion
10. Derek gets inappropriately all up in someone's personal space
11. Scott and Allison make-outs timez!
12. Random fight that has no incidence on the main plot at all with cool teen music because this is MTV, bitches, what did you expect
13. Chris Argent is being sexy and the women in the Argent family (except for Allison) are being really fucked-up
14. Someone is in a car and gets attacked by something (FFS STOP GETTING IN CARS PEOPLE IN TEEN WOLF IT'S FUCKING DANGEROUS READ THE MEMO)
15. People say it was a mountain lion
16. Seriously they should build a business around mountain lions souvenirs in this town "I was attacked by a mountain lion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" or something, I dunno
17. More depressing backstories from secondary characters
18. Scott thinks it's been too long since I last talked about him in this list
19. Jackson goes to see Derek to whine about something or other
20. Jackson thought it was Derek he was whining at when it was actually the werewolf hunters (it's ALWAYS the werewolf hunters)
21. Sexy Chris Argent is dissappoint with Jackson
22. Sexy Chris Argent would really appreciate if people other than him were respecting the motherfudging Code for fuck's sake
23. Scott is depressed because sexy Chris Argent is not happy about him making out with his daughter but then Scott makes out with her anyway because he doesn't give a shit
24. Something related to the plot happens, or not, but then again no-one really cares except Stiles, Stiles' dad and sometimes Derek
25. Scott pines for Allison
NEXT ON WEEN TOLF: Depressed hopeless teenagers, horrible gory murders and why is this dumbass the main character again?
PREVIOUSLY ON WEEN TOLF: Scott is a dumbass and everybody else leads a really shitty life
INTRO: Horrible stuff is happening, but no-one gives a shit about the plot, except maybe Stiles, Stiles' dad, and sometimes Derek
OPENING CREDITS: WOO-HOO RANDOM SOFT-CORE PORN WITH OIL AND STUFF, THIS IS MTV BITCHES WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
1. Scott and Allison make-outs timez!
2. Someone is in a car and gets attacked by something
3. People say it was a mountain lion
4. Scott pines for Allison and doesn't give a shit
5. Some teenage kid has a really depressing back story
6. Scott is doodling hearts around Allison's name all over his school books and doesn't give a shit
7. Stiles tries to do something about the plot but then gets sidetracked by Scott and some stupid subplot related to his pining for Allison
8. Someone is in a deserted place at night and suddenly the lights go off or on and then they get attacked or abducted or something
9. People say it was a mountain lion
10. Derek gets inappropriately all up in someone's personal space
11. Scott and Allison make-outs timez!
12. Random fight that has no incidence on the main plot at all with cool teen music because this is MTV, bitches, what did you expect
13. Chris Argent is being sexy and the women in the Argent family (except for Allison) are being really fucked-up
14. Someone is in a car and gets attacked by something (FFS STOP GETTING IN CARS PEOPLE IN TEEN WOLF IT'S FUCKING DANGEROUS READ THE MEMO)
15. People say it was a mountain lion
16. Seriously they should build a business around mountain lions souvenirs in this town "I was attacked by a mountain lion and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" or something, I dunno
17. More depressing backstories from secondary characters
18. Scott thinks it's been too long since I last talked about him in this list
19. Jackson goes to see Derek to whine about something or other
20. Jackson thought it was Derek he was whining at when it was actually the werewolf hunters (it's ALWAYS the werewolf hunters)
21. Sexy Chris Argent is dissappoint with Jackson
22. Sexy Chris Argent would really appreciate if people other than him were respecting the motherfudging Code for fuck's sake
23. Scott is depressed because sexy Chris Argent is not happy about him making out with his daughter but then Scott makes out with her anyway because he doesn't give a shit
24. Something related to the plot happens, or not, but then again no-one really cares except Stiles, Stiles' dad and sometimes Derek
25. Scott pines for Allison
NEXT ON WEEN TOLF: Depressed hopeless teenagers, horrible gory murders and why is this dumbass the main character again?
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Date: 2012-10-10 06:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-10 09:29 pm (UTC)You forgot the random transition scene with nothing happening but with the bad music and repetitive beat that make you think "so that's what teenagers listen to" ?, 'cause it's MTV, bitches.
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Date: 2012-10-10 07:16 pm (UTC)You mean it wasn't? Also, absolutely brilliant :D
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Date: 2012-10-20 07:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-10-10 07:31 pm (UTC)damn you. it can't be good enough to live up to this post, anyway, can it?
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Date: 2012-10-20 07:26 pm (UTC)Sinon, c'est effectivement pas la série télé du siècle mais c'est plutôt sympa en faisant autre chose devant (si tu as du repassage ou du pelage de patates, c'est parfait ^^)
Je suis un peu tombée dedans par suivisme j'avoue, vu que c'est un peu le Talk Of The Town sur tumblr, mais au moins ce n'est pas avilissant à regarder comme Supernatural ou un truc du genre. Comme je le dis à qui veut l'entendre, c'est "globalement sympa, vachement addictif et suffisamment nul", en gros l'équilibre parfait de la série de djeunz, et avec du slash gratuit par-dessus alors que demande le peuple?
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Date: 2012-10-10 08:46 pm (UTC)Mais qu'est-ce que je peux trouver ce show addictif quand même !
*and yes, sexy Chris Argent*
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Date: 2012-10-20 07:27 pm (UTC)