Meet Simon
Apr. 17th, 2008 04:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sevenswellsI went to see "Penelope" today and the movie was okay, it just held no interest whatsoever...
...except for my baby Simon Woods. Oh he's gorgeous. Oh his accent (what is it about British accent that makes me melt every time I hear even a slight hint of it?). Oh he looks pretty gay, too, but that's not a problem to me, of course (there are some rumours going around, seemingly)(Simon, you're perfect! Don't change a thing!).
What, you don't know who Simon Woods is?
Well that's a terrible mistake.
aaaah the eyes, dah-ling, the eeeeyyyyes! *0*
Octavian/Maecenas, anyone? Oh, come on!
Octavian being throttled, yay!!! (>0<)-bbbbb (okay, I'm sick, I know) (but he does make it look great, though!)
But he's not just a pretty face y'know (and I'm not just a futile fangirl y'know)(you totally believe me, right?)! Simon's also super talentedin bed!!
Check out these short excerpts from "Rome" where he steals every single scene:
Mark Anthony vs Octavian strangulation action (yay!)>>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=WsGEoYUZ6r8
Octavian vs the Senate (and British accent to the max!) >>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=F8hNaCnOdcw
Octavian vs Cleopatra >>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=599AzvrUqo0
Aaaawwwwww. Don't you just want to have him for breakfast? And lunch? And supper? And as a midnight snack?
Oh and for tea, of course. With whipped cream.
...except for my baby Simon Woods. Oh he's gorgeous. Oh his accent (what is it about British accent that makes me melt every time I hear even a slight hint of it?). Oh he looks pretty gay, too, but that's not a problem to me, of course (there are some rumours going around, seemingly)(Simon, you're perfect! Don't change a thing!).
What, you don't know who Simon Woods is?
Well that's a terrible mistake.
aaaah the eyes, dah-ling, the eeeeyyyyes! *0*
Octavian/Maecenas, anyone? Oh, come on!
Octavian being throttled, yay!!! (>0<)-bbbbb (okay, I'm sick, I know) (but he does make it look great, though!)
But he's not just a pretty face y'know (and I'm not just a futile fangirl y'know)(you totally believe me, right?)! Simon's also super talented
Check out these short excerpts from "Rome" where he steals every single scene:
Mark Anthony vs Octavian strangulation action (yay!)>>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=WsGEoYUZ6r8
Octavian vs the Senate (and British accent to the max!) >>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=F8hNaCnOdcw
Octavian vs Cleopatra >>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=599AzvrUqo0
Aaaawwwwww. Don't you just want to have him for breakfast? And lunch? And supper? And as a midnight snack?
Oh and for tea, of course. With whipped cream.
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Date: 2008-04-17 05:55 pm (UTC)GLOMPS
.ZOMG! I COULD TOTALLY WATCH ROME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF WHINING. Although I foresee that watching Rome might make me whine.
Woo.
Hoo.
Thank you, adored biznitch.
P.S : You know, if you just put shitloads of pictures and videos of gorgeous here on your LJ and don't fucking fic him, I will be calling you a tease pretty soon. Liek, now, TEASE. FIC HIM! Are you at a loss who to pair him with? *is at a loss too but wants it anyway* How about SimonxWoods? OctavianxSimon? JoaquinPhoenix/SimonWoods? Wait, that doesn't sound half bad
WHAT BIAS?. Anyhow, I trust you to come up with brilliance :))). Wow, don't I sound awfully bossy or something ;_;? It's cause I'm hyper and you actually know how I am. Ne? Ne!no subject
Date: 2008-04-18 08:29 pm (UTC)Oh yes me fic Simon Woods. Ficcing fuck him. °ç°
Joaquin PhoenixXSimon Woods? Don't try me, that pairing will end up existing for reals in real life, because that's my super power, you know! °3°
Okay, you're the boss, I'll be working on my Rome fic then. I have a stupid idea of PWP that might work. Um. Will you beta me?
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Date: 2008-04-18 08:37 pm (UTC)(and he is pretty attractive btw @_@)
ISN'T HE??? ISN'T HE??? You should totally watch Rome, season 2 episode... 10 or 11 I think (it's in the episode before the last one), he has a sex scene, and OMG NAISU BODY DA!!!!! >0< His chest is a (wet) dream come true and his ass is totally scrumptious. If he's really gay, then he must make one lucky guy veeeery happy (or many guys very happy, if he's of the generous type).
Oh Simon. I think I'm ficcing him soon.
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Date: 2008-04-19 09:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-20 11:29 pm (UTC)his eyes are so striking! watching those clips made me think very dirty thoughts indeed! all of which involve wishing these beautiful men were more scantily clad... *drool*
and the first clip! yum! there's just something about large, strong hands around a pretty throat that really gets me! *shivers* and what a pretty throat that was!
but the one that really made me sit up is that little brunette with the large eyes and demure countenance in the first clip and first Rome pic, Maecenas, is it?
Octavian/Maecenas, anyone?
yes, please!
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Date: 2008-04-21 07:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-21 07:04 am (UTC)Octavian/Maecenas, anyone?
yes, please!
Oh my dear I KNEW I could count on you!!! You're marvellous! ^.^ chu! (I'm working on it, heheheh)