Meet Simon
Apr. 17th, 2008 04:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sevenswellsI went to see "Penelope" today and the movie was okay, it just held no interest whatsoever...
...except for my baby Simon Woods. Oh he's gorgeous. Oh his accent (what is it about British accent that makes me melt every time I hear even a slight hint of it?). Oh he looks pretty gay, too, but that's not a problem to me, of course (there are some rumours going around, seemingly)(Simon, you're perfect! Don't change a thing!).
What, you don't know who Simon Woods is?
Well that's a terrible mistake.
aaaah the eyes, dah-ling, the eeeeyyyyes! *0*
Octavian/Maecenas, anyone? Oh, come on!
Octavian being throttled, yay!!! (>0<)-bbbbb (okay, I'm sick, I know) (but he does make it look great, though!)
But he's not just a pretty face y'know (and I'm not just a futile fangirl y'know)(you totally believe me, right?)! Simon's also super talentedin bed!!
Check out these short excerpts from "Rome" where he steals every single scene:
Mark Anthony vs Octavian strangulation action (yay!)>>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=WsGEoYUZ6r8
Octavian vs the Senate (and British accent to the max!) >>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=F8hNaCnOdcw
Octavian vs Cleopatra >>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=599AzvrUqo0
Aaaawwwwww. Don't you just want to have him for breakfast? And lunch? And supper? And as a midnight snack?
Oh and for tea, of course. With whipped cream.
...except for my baby Simon Woods. Oh he's gorgeous. Oh his accent (what is it about British accent that makes me melt every time I hear even a slight hint of it?). Oh he looks pretty gay, too, but that's not a problem to me, of course (there are some rumours going around, seemingly)(Simon, you're perfect! Don't change a thing!).
What, you don't know who Simon Woods is?
Well that's a terrible mistake.
aaaah the eyes, dah-ling, the eeeeyyyyes! *0*
Octavian/Maecenas, anyone? Oh, come on!
Octavian being throttled, yay!!! (>0<)-bbbbb (okay, I'm sick, I know) (but he does make it look great, though!)
But he's not just a pretty face y'know (and I'm not just a futile fangirl y'know)(you totally believe me, right?)! Simon's also super talented
Check out these short excerpts from "Rome" where he steals every single scene:
Mark Anthony vs Octavian strangulation action (yay!)>>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=WsGEoYUZ6r8
Octavian vs the Senate (and British accent to the max!) >>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=F8hNaCnOdcw
Octavian vs Cleopatra >>> http://youtube.com/watch?v=599AzvrUqo0
Aaaawwwwww. Don't you just want to have him for breakfast? And lunch? And supper? And as a midnight snack?
Oh and for tea, of course. With whipped cream.
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Date: 2008-04-18 08:29 pm (UTC)Oh yes me fic Simon Woods. Ficcing fuck him. °ç°
Joaquin PhoenixXSimon Woods? Don't try me, that pairing will end up existing for reals in real life, because that's my super power, you know! °3°
Okay, you're the boss, I'll be working on my Rome fic then. I have a stupid idea of PWP that might work. Um. Will you beta me?