Everything Dylan Moran says is true
Feb. 3rd, 2010 09:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sevenswells"Historically, there hasn't been a big demand for male lingerie, from women.
Because there is a limited amount you can do with male genitalia. There's a limited amount you can do with anything that looks like it's hanging out at the side of a shark's mouth. Doesn't really matter if you put a velvet gown around it : it's not gonna do the trick.
We're told that this is what men want. Lingerie. You know... For women to look like cakes.
"It's not enough that you want to be with me and love me, you must, first, be a French Fancy!" And...
No, women don't want that. Traditionnally, women have been attracted to uniforms. So it's not difficult to know what women want.
Fascists!
That's really what they're all after.
"Say what you like about Nazi Germany... they turned heads! "
Everywhere those stormtroopers went, "Check him out before he kills us!" -- that happened a lot."
Dylan Moran, in Like, Totally.
...So. I think he has kind of a point, there. Let's see...
And here is Dylan Moran's video (which is much funnier than my transcript, of course ^^ )
[edit] As usual, the Japanese get it right-er
Because there is a limited amount you can do with male genitalia. There's a limited amount you can do with anything that looks like it's hanging out at the side of a shark's mouth. Doesn't really matter if you put a velvet gown around it : it's not gonna do the trick.
We're told that this is what men want. Lingerie. You know... For women to look like cakes.
"It's not enough that you want to be with me and love me, you must, first, be a French Fancy!" And...
No, women don't want that. Traditionnally, women have been attracted to uniforms. So it's not difficult to know what women want.
Fascists!
That's really what they're all after.
"Say what you like about Nazi Germany... they turned heads! "
Everywhere those stormtroopers went, "Check him out before he kills us!" -- that happened a lot."
Dylan Moran, in Like, Totally.
...So. I think he has kind of a point, there. Let's see...
(Havoc agrees, uniforms are definitely better ^^)
And here is Dylan Moran's video (which is much funnier than my transcript, of course ^^ )
[edit] As usual, the Japanese get it right-er
