Everything Dylan Moran says is true
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sevenswells"Historically, there hasn't been a big demand for male lingerie, from women.
Because there is a limited amount you can do with male genitalia. There's a limited amount you can do with anything that looks like it's hanging out at the side of a shark's mouth. Doesn't really matter if you put a velvet gown around it : it's not gonna do the trick.
We're told that this is what men want. Lingerie. You know... For women to look like cakes.
"It's not enough that you want to be with me and love me, you must, first, be a French Fancy!" And...
No, women don't want that. Traditionnally, women have been attracted to uniforms. So it's not difficult to know what women want.
Fascists!
That's really what they're all after.
"Say what you like about Nazi Germany... they turned heads! "
Everywhere those stormtroopers went, "Check him out before he kills us!" -- that happened a lot."
Dylan Moran, in Like, Totally.
...So. I think he has kind of a point, there. Let's see...
And here is Dylan Moran's video (which is much funnier than my transcript, of course ^^ )
[edit] As usual, the Japanese get it right-er
Because there is a limited amount you can do with male genitalia. There's a limited amount you can do with anything that looks like it's hanging out at the side of a shark's mouth. Doesn't really matter if you put a velvet gown around it : it's not gonna do the trick.
We're told that this is what men want. Lingerie. You know... For women to look like cakes.
"It's not enough that you want to be with me and love me, you must, first, be a French Fancy!" And...
No, women don't want that. Traditionnally, women have been attracted to uniforms. So it's not difficult to know what women want.
Fascists!
That's really what they're all after.
"Say what you like about Nazi Germany... they turned heads! "
Everywhere those stormtroopers went, "Check him out before he kills us!" -- that happened a lot."
Dylan Moran, in Like, Totally.
...So. I think he has kind of a point, there. Let's see...
(Havoc agrees, uniforms are definitely better ^^)
And here is Dylan Moran's video (which is much funnier than my transcript, of course ^^ )
[edit] As usual, the Japanese get it right-er
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Date: 2010-02-04 06:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-04 07:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-02-04 08:11 am (UTC)You find the most outrageous things!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!
HAHAHAHAH!
It's so disturbing! If I was ever in any doubt, now I know for SURE why there was never really been a demand for male lingerie!
It's just not right! I mean, all those yummy, tight buns encased in frills and lace, I feel so naughty and ...dirty at the same time. Kinda like I should should be thinking about rinsing my brain with bleach, but am not able to cuz all higher brain function has ceased. Thanks Babe!
And I think you mean "Not Work Safe to the Power of 100."
"Say what you like about Nazi Germany... they turned heads! "
Designed by Hugo Boss and all!
I think I've gone blind.
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Date: 2010-02-04 08:18 am (UTC)NO! Don't tell me!
Is it from Serenity?!?!
I don't remember seeing him in that particular outfit throughout Firefly...
WHICH I JUST SPENT THE LAST 24HRS WATCHING!!!! OMGIT'SSOAWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
...I haven't slept.
TELL ME!!! I HAVE TO KNOW!!!
Cuz he looks super hot!!!
WAIT! DON'T TELL ME!
...DO IT...
ARGH! I don't know! I have to watch it!!!!
This is like total fate. I came online to fangirl about the series, and then you post that picture. He looks HAWT in uniform. Such nice bone structure. Among other things...)
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Date: 2010-02-04 10:36 am (UTC)QUICK!
He looks HAWT in uniform.
OMG, you have NO idea :DDDD
Such nice bone structure. Among other things...
You mean this? :DDD
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Date: 2010-02-04 09:21 pm (UTC)Dead again !
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Date: 2010-02-12 10:43 am (UTC)*wallowing in my own puddle of drool*
How beautiful is this
bodyboy?!?!It's suppose to be tension-filled, omg, is everyone gonna die? Are they all gonna be okay? *worriedconcernedscared*
But then BAM *insert-half-naked-simon* annnnnnnnnnd my brain is mush.
Huh? What life-threatening situation? All I see are Simon's pecs. And now I'm wondering what it's like to tongue his abs... *half-drowned in perverted fantasies*
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Date: 2010-02-04 09:18 pm (UTC)J'ai poussé un cri qui a fait se précipiter ma chérie ! Tu devrais avoir honte de faire des choses pareilles ! Et si j'avais eu une crise cardiaque ? Hein ?
Bon, allez maintenant je crie sur mon clavier :
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
Et sinon, oui, le fundoshi c'est cool, sinon y a toujours la solution kilt. ^^