I are dissapoint, Glee
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sevenswellsHide yo kids, hide yo wife, Glee bitching coming your way.
*Sue Sylvester mode* Glee, those last two episodes were a disgrace.
You messed up zombies. How could you mess up zombies? Zombies are, like, the basics of awesome, and you couldn't even pull it off? Just how did you manage to do that? Did you actually study the recipe of FAIL? I wanted to hide myself under the bed during the "brains" scene. There's corny, and there's this. This was... I don't even know. Just. Not done.
You messed up Thriller. Oh my god. You actually messed up Thriller. It was terrible. And why the mash-up? Why would anyone want to commit the blasphemy of mashing up an epic of the epicness like Thriller with any other song? Are you out of your minds?
I did not like Sue being dissed. I don't know why, but there was something very wrong with it.
I liked Fat Bottomed Girls. It was nice (although Zizes, you don't call this song "offensive", you just don't. We're talking about Queen, here, you show some *respect*. Okay so the song is actually about prostitutes, but Puck was just trying to say he liked curves, what's wrong with that?). I liked Santana. She was true to herself, and I approve of that.
Kurt was almost nowhere to be seen. He just doesn't do anything anymore. What did you do with him, Glee? Give Kurt back! Let him sing something! Let him have a storyline that doesn't necessarily involve Blaine, because as much as I kind of like Blaine, THEY'RE REALLY INCREDIBLY BORING TOGETHER. Almost to the level of Sam and Quinn, and they're boring as fuck.
I was also bored out of my mind with the Sam/Quinn/Finn/Rachel drama and turned my head the other way, staring at the wall opposite the TV every time it happened, praying it would stop.
Please stop sucking, Glee. You know you can do better than this, come on!
*Sue Sylvester mode* Glee, those last two episodes were a disgrace.
You messed up zombies. How could you mess up zombies? Zombies are, like, the basics of awesome, and you couldn't even pull it off? Just how did you manage to do that? Did you actually study the recipe of FAIL? I wanted to hide myself under the bed during the "brains" scene. There's corny, and there's this. This was... I don't even know. Just. Not done.
You messed up Thriller. Oh my god. You actually messed up Thriller. It was terrible. And why the mash-up? Why would anyone want to commit the blasphemy of mashing up an epic of the epicness like Thriller with any other song? Are you out of your minds?
I did not like Sue being dissed. I don't know why, but there was something very wrong with it.
I liked Fat Bottomed Girls. It was nice (although Zizes, you don't call this song "offensive", you just don't. We're talking about Queen, here, you show some *respect*. Okay so the song is actually about prostitutes, but Puck was just trying to say he liked curves, what's wrong with that?). I liked Santana. She was true to herself, and I approve of that.
Kurt was almost nowhere to be seen. He just doesn't do anything anymore. What did you do with him, Glee? Give Kurt back! Let him sing something! Let him have a storyline that doesn't necessarily involve Blaine, because as much as I kind of like Blaine, THEY'RE REALLY INCREDIBLY BORING TOGETHER. Almost to the level of Sam and Quinn, and they're boring as fuck.
I was also bored out of my mind with the Sam/Quinn/Finn/Rachel drama and turned my head the other way, staring at the wall opposite the TV every time it happened, praying it would stop.
Please stop sucking, Glee. You know you can do better than this, come on!
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Date: 2011-02-10 02:15 am (UTC)I am also with you 100% about Sue being dissed, Sue does not get dissed, she does not lose. There is like something wrong with that. I think she should have still won and rocked out even without Quinn, Santana and Brittany. That would have been epic because it would have made them seem so unimportant to her :D
I heard about Fat Bottomed Girls and I heard that it was good. I just simply haven't had the time yet to watch it.
Finally, Thriller mash up? WHAT?! I know, when I heard that they were gonna mash-up Thriller I immediately knew it would suck, because Thriller is so awesome on it's own there's no way you can improve on it. I think that's why I could enjoy it because I knew it would suck lol so it was more watching them move and shit lol. I think their zombie make-up was really awesome and yes the brains part was cheesy as fuck... ridiculous.
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Date: 2011-02-10 02:17 am (UTC)They've like castrated him or some shit sending him to Dalton and making him like Blaine. He needs more screen time and more solos... his voice is such music to my ears and he needs absolutely NEEDS to ditch Blaine and Dalton. That uniform has drained him of his personality and everything that made him Kurt!
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Date: 2011-02-10 08:52 am (UTC)And a fic to show that yes being with Lauren Pizes will take Puck on the path of what is Right and Good and Slash :
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6535558/1/Seven_Minutes
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Date: 2011-02-10 05:26 pm (UTC)Et +1 pour Thriller, un massacre, ça ne m'a pas plu du tout. Pour Queen, pas trop trop fan (les reprises dans Glee ne m'ont jamais trop convaincue) mais bon c'était Mark donc ça passait, je n'ai pas trouvé ça désagréable :)
Contente de voir ça, me sens moins seule :x
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Date: 2011-02-11 10:17 pm (UTC)D'accord aussi pour Finn, quel gros con, et Sam bah pour moi c'est le perso qui aurait juste pas dû exister. Il sert vraiment, mais alors vraiment à rien.
Et en fait je ne peux qu'acquiescer à ce que tu dis sur les reprises de Queen dans Glee: moi aussi je les trouve décevantes à chaque fois. Je sais pas pourquoi ils s'acharnent, ils arrivent jamais, mais JAMAIS à topper l'original, ou même faire un truc qui serait "intéressant mais différent".
Another One Bites the Dust était mollassonne (alors que bon sang, c'est LA chanson qui a été écrite pour foutre la patate!), Bohemian Rhapsody un naufrage; Fat Bottomed Girls comme tu dis je l'ai juste pas trouvée désagréable, surtout en comparant avec les autres reprises de Queen. C'était pas la folie furieuse, mais c'était... "correct", quoi. J'avoue, comme tu dis, que Mark a dû grandement contribuer au fait que j'aie apprécié un minimum. Ça, et le fait que je désespérais d'entendre au moins UNE bonne chanson (sans déconner, c'est quoi cet enchaînement de soupes qu'ils nous ont servi, là?).
Bref. Pas convaincue non plus; s'ils continuent à être aussi médiocres, je vais finir par m'en tenir à White Collar en attendant les trois prochains épisodes de Sherlock.
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Date: 2011-02-11 10:26 pm (UTC)Ca me sort par les yeux, parce qu'à la base, la première moitié de la saison 1 était quand même SUPER COOL et intéressante, il y avait une cohésion entre les épisodes, alors que là je me sens perdue à chaque fois, soit c'est trop soit c'est pas assez. Et au bout d'un moment, ça lourde gravement ...
Si on avait Gwyneth à chaque épisode, ça donnerait du pep's à ces mollassons tu crois ? ;____;
Pour Queen, ouip, je pense qu'on ne peut pas égaler les originaux de toute façon. Somebody to love, ça allait, même si Lea Michele a tendance à trop, trop pousser sur sa voix et heu, bon, je préfère largement Freddie Mercury quoi. Après pour le reste je suis d'accord avec toi ^^ Mark a plutôt bien géré donc j'ai trouvé ça sympa, mais sans plus, et c'est dommage.
+1 ! Je reste dans mon coin avec quelques-unes de mes séries et je chouine pour que Sherlock arrive plus vite.