IT'S LATE HERE AND I'M NOT MAKING ANY SENSE RN

[sevenswells]

Here's how every episode of White Collar goes from my point of view:

NEAL: Hey, why don't I do something ~*very*~ illegal related to some kind of stupid plot nobody really cares about while Peter isn't looking?

MOZZIE: Huzzah! Illegal stuff FTW!

DOOR: *knock knock*

NEAL [goes to open the door, shirtless, great view of his magnificent ass]: I wonder who that can be.

PETER [enters Neal's appartment]: Stop doing the illegal shit that is only going to get you into trouble, anyway I already know all about it and the answer is no.

NEAL: Dang. The answer to what?

PETER: Everything. Did you get into trouble yet? Please tell me you didn't.

NEAL:...

PETER: Neal?

NEAL: Oh no. Me? Never. Haha. Totally not. Nope. Not at all. Sir. Hey, I like your tie. Yellow and burgundy. Hmm. Brings out your eyes.

PETER: I am *not* happy with you right now, Neal.

NEAL [launches UNICORN EYES ATTACK ~*schliiiiing*~]

PETER: Stop doing that.

NEAL [adds PLEADING LITTLE POUT OF ADORABLENESS ~*mmnnnn*~]

PETER: Not. Gonna work.

NEAL [***UNICORN ~PUPPY~ EYES*** ~*ka-jiiiiiiiing*~]

PETER: I told you... Aaaarrrhh, fuck my life.

PETER [sorts everything out with the help of Diana, and Jones gets to cosplay a magician, a male nurse and a deep-sea diver somehow]

PETER: There I fixed it. Happy now?

NEAL: I am so totally in love with you, and the look in my ever grateful unicorn eyes says you can do me right now on the table in front of the whole bureau if you want.

ELLIE [popping out of nowhere] [with a camera]: Go ahead boys, I'm all for it! I hope you don't mind me taking some pictures, it's for the LJ comm I've created around your pairing. June's co-mod, by the way.

NEAL: Be sure to take my best profile!

PETER: WTF Ellie!? You're my wife!

ELLIE: So? I fail to see your point. Do your best, honey! Go go go!


I love this show to death, it's fantastically gay, and so is Matt Bomer:




(now that is some serious, professional face-sucking. You go, Matt!)

Hah! Gaydar never fails.

Here, have a Sherlock/White Collar crossover, it's super cool (contains spoilers for the whole first season of White Collar): http://sam-storyteller.dreamwidth.org/158055.html

Wheeeee! \o/

Comments

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

!!!!

YOU'RE the author!!!

*flails like a crazy person*

You have NO idea how much I love your stuff -- I've recced all your Sherlock fics too in a giant rec post last year, they're so very good! -- and I usually don't make special posts on my LJ just to rec one fic but Exquisite is excessively brilliant and 800 different kinds of incredible! I have no words. I was so frustrated I couldn't leave comments (I don't know, for some reason I can never leave comments on Dreamwidth, but it's mainly psychological I think XD) to tell you how fantastic your writing is, it's like a delicacy I could eat every day of my life. Your Neal...! I think I fell madly in love with what you did with him, and I wish the producers of the show would just pay you to write for them. I usually dislike long multi-chaptered fics, but I was completely entranced by your story and couldn't get enough of it; it's so well-paced, and matches completely the tone of the series; it's like, basically you could go in any direction and as a reader, I would follow you anywhere, eyes closed. And the way you slowly put the psychology together, how Neal affects and influences Peter and Peter affects and influences Neal in return, how black and white turn into nuances of grey and good and evil turn into compromises... Oh, this is exactly the kind of stuff that makes my brain orgasm, right here.

Sorry for this very long and incoherent fangirl babbling, but I really admire you -- you, sir, became one of my personal heroes. And also sorry, I kind of stalked your profile on your journal a bit, and I saw you've published books (!) It's always the best news ever when you learn that a fic author that you like has also written and published original stories, now I NEED to buy them! BRB, giving you all my money.

>>>This is also how every white collar fanfic ever goes, which is a nice change from the hero's wife/girlfriend being killed/a bitch/completely ignored.

True! It's also great that they're so happily married -- which makes the whole threesome thing easily shippable. Oh, oh, btw, talking about Exquisite again, I worship you for writing that Peter has ugly ties. It's so true! Most of his ties are horrible! I laughed out loud in front of my computer when I read that. Again, brilliant, brilliant stuff. <3

Thank you for your comment, it's pretty much made my day ^^

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

LOL, well, I'm a author :D

I'm so glad you've been enjoying the fics. Exquisite was the first fic I set out to do for White Collar -- literally I said to a friend "I think I can write one exquisite fic in this 'verse" and, well, okay, I've written a few more fics since then, but Exquisite is my baby (I'm already working on more for the rest of S2).

And I'm ALWAYS pleased when people want to buy my books! I don't know if you've read Never Leave A Trace, the "prison magic" one, but I'm currently rewriting it as an original story and that'll probably be the next novel I publish. Exciting times. :)

I've been reading back in your journal and enjoying the cartoons and commentary immensely. Do you mind if I friend you?

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

(I'm already working on more for the rest of S2)

*trying to squee as discreetly as possible* *failing miserably*

I don't know if you've read Never Leave A Trace, the "prison magic" one, but I'm currently rewriting it as an original story and that'll probably be the next novel I publish.

Haven't read it yet, but I will definitely check it out, thank you! :D

I've been reading back in your journal and enjoying the cartoons and commentary immensely. Do you mind if I friend you?

Thank you so much! (,,,^-^,,,) And yes, by all means, of course you can friend me -- I'm sorry, I creeped your journal and friended you without thinking, maybe I should have asked you first! So sorry!

[copperbadge.livejournal.com]

I think actually this is probably the first time I've asked to friend in ages, so no worries :D Hurrah! Friends!

[leif elliott (from livejournal.com)]

who is the guy bomer is kissing in that pic?