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sevenswellsCaught up with this week's episode and the one before, and wrote comments as I watched:
Episode 2:
-Suvir's ~**shiny**~ shoes, hee hee!
-THE SINGLE EYEBROW GUY IS BACK! Talk about a twist in the plot!
-Wow, didn't know Kelis was a trained chef. Hahaha and I love that she has a fangirl among the chefs. "KYAAAH THIS IS *MY* MEATBALL SHE'S EATING KYAAAAH" (and her meatball brings Kelis to her yard, apparently XD)
-Fufufu Traci looks like she's about to choke a bitch.
-I LOVE YOU CHRISTINA *3* It seems she lost weight though. Whyyyyyy Christina? Why would you lose weight?? Please bring those sexy curves back!!
-NO! NO SUVIR NO! DO NOT DEEP-FRY THAT VEAL DON'T... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! And I love veal! °A° I understand you're a vegetarian Suvir, but why did you have to desecrate such delicious meat??
-HAHAHA well done, Floyd, renaming your unset mousse to "fondue", very smart move
-That is the most beautiful way of saying "magret" that I've ever heard from an English-speaking person, and maybe even a French-speaking person too, Ruth. I respect you even more and I didn't think it was possible.
-That was a close one, Suvir, seriously; as much as I like your funny way of talking and your shiny shoes, I would have sent yo ass home on this one. Deep-fried veal. Ick.
-YES, YES, YES!!! INSECTS QUICKFIRE ON NEXT EPISODE!
Episode 3:
-Traci said the F word when she saw the insects!
-The guy with the bandana used to stick insects in his brother's mouth? Well karma's a bitch, ain't it? XD
-"I haven't won yet and it's been bugging me" --> OMG lame joke, Single Eyebrow
-OMG HORNWORM TORTURE ON CAMERA! Serves you right, Suvir, they would probably have suffered less if you had cooked them yourself. OR you could've asked somebody to kill them for you beforehand. Dumbass. And Curtis, you're a wuss!
-Again with the lame jokes Single Eyebrow. Are you trying to make me like you or what? Because it might be working.
-Traci's spider sense is tingling! (sorry, been contaminated by the lame bug jokes XD) She knows it's not fortune cookies! XD (Okay I'll stop now)
-Wow Naomi recapp'ing the whole menu out loud sounds like something directly from Full Metal Jacket. She should've joined the army instead of becoming a chef
-Okay, first curveball is really vicious. Cooking without running water? That must be a bitch, I can't even imagine.
-Here we go, Suvir's Mandatory Moment Of Zen. I'm sure it's on his contract
-And now Naomi dishes out a GAME PLAN HOLY SHIT! O____O Control freak, much?
-Dude those curveballs are starting to hurt even me! That's sadism! Somebody stop it! Those poor chefs!
-Oh shit Single Eyebrow is a control freak too. Between him and Naomi it's like Mom and Dad from Hell. Hahahaha and Traci's all "fuck that noise, they can play house if they want, I've got stuff to do. Bitches."
-Single Eyebrow's not only a control freak, he's very passive-aggressive about it too "After you plate that, if you wanna pour the wine that's on the table, that is a very nice thing to do." That reminds me of Dylan Moran's sketch about people leaving notes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FCWq6-WxHA "Dear Single Eyebrow, eeeeeeverybody hates you."
-NGL, as much as I'm a meat lover, I think I'd totally enjoy eating at Suvir's restaurant *___*
-Random Diner apparently wants to *live* in Naomi's soup...? What?
-Bandana Guy's risotto looks a bit... thick, from where I stand. Tom Colicchio once said in Top Chef that risotto had to be creamy and has to sort of "pool" inside the plate when you serve it, I must say I agree with him.
-James leaping to Traci's defense! "You n00bs have no idea what you're talking about, TRACI'S VEGETABLES ARE THE SHIT OKAY??? Grow up, for fuck's sake!" haaahahahaha
-Naomi won with SOUP? I guess I'm a bit... baffled, but okay. That must have been some seriously amazing soup. A hundred-dollar soup. Okay. *still not entirely convinced* é___ê
-Goodbye, Bandana Guy. I kind of liked you. Oh God James looks like he's about to cry. "My egg is scrambled right now", awwww é3è
-Single Eyebrow vs Suvir showdown in the next episode! And it's about red meat! I think I might have to side with Single Eyebrow on that one. Suvir may be a vegetarian, but meat's my religion.
Finally, nothing to do with TCM, but I have to share this with you =D
Episode 2:
-Suvir's ~**shiny**~ shoes, hee hee!
-THE SINGLE EYEBROW GUY IS BACK! Talk about a twist in the plot!
-Wow, didn't know Kelis was a trained chef. Hahaha and I love that she has a fangirl among the chefs. "KYAAAH THIS IS *MY* MEATBALL SHE'S EATING KYAAAAH" (and her meatball brings Kelis to her yard, apparently XD)
-Fufufu Traci looks like she's about to choke a bitch.
-I LOVE YOU CHRISTINA *3* It seems she lost weight though. Whyyyyyy Christina? Why would you lose weight?? Please bring those sexy curves back!!
-NO! NO SUVIR NO! DO NOT DEEP-FRY THAT VEAL DON'T... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! And I love veal! °A° I understand you're a vegetarian Suvir, but why did you have to desecrate such delicious meat??
-HAHAHA well done, Floyd, renaming your unset mousse to "fondue", very smart move
-That is the most beautiful way of saying "magret" that I've ever heard from an English-speaking person, and maybe even a French-speaking person too, Ruth. I respect you even more and I didn't think it was possible.
-That was a close one, Suvir, seriously; as much as I like your funny way of talking and your shiny shoes, I would have sent yo ass home on this one. Deep-fried veal. Ick.
-YES, YES, YES!!! INSECTS QUICKFIRE ON NEXT EPISODE!
Episode 3:
-Traci said the F word when she saw the insects!
-The guy with the bandana used to stick insects in his brother's mouth? Well karma's a bitch, ain't it? XD
-"I haven't won yet and it's been bugging me" --> OMG lame joke, Single Eyebrow
-OMG HORNWORM TORTURE ON CAMERA! Serves you right, Suvir, they would probably have suffered less if you had cooked them yourself. OR you could've asked somebody to kill them for you beforehand. Dumbass. And Curtis, you're a wuss!
-Again with the lame jokes Single Eyebrow. Are you trying to make me like you or what? Because it might be working.
-Traci's spider sense is tingling! (sorry, been contaminated by the lame bug jokes XD) She knows it's not fortune cookies! XD (Okay I'll stop now)
-Wow Naomi recapp'ing the whole menu out loud sounds like something directly from Full Metal Jacket. She should've joined the army instead of becoming a chef
-Okay, first curveball is really vicious. Cooking without running water? That must be a bitch, I can't even imagine.
-Here we go, Suvir's Mandatory Moment Of Zen. I'm sure it's on his contract
-And now Naomi dishes out a GAME PLAN HOLY SHIT! O____O Control freak, much?
-Dude those curveballs are starting to hurt even me! That's sadism! Somebody stop it! Those poor chefs!
-Oh shit Single Eyebrow is a control freak too. Between him and Naomi it's like Mom and Dad from Hell. Hahahaha and Traci's all "fuck that noise, they can play house if they want, I've got stuff to do. Bitches."
-Single Eyebrow's not only a control freak, he's very passive-aggressive about it too "After you plate that, if you wanna pour the wine that's on the table, that is a very nice thing to do." That reminds me of Dylan Moran's sketch about people leaving notes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FCWq6-WxHA "Dear Single Eyebrow, eeeeeeverybody hates you."
-NGL, as much as I'm a meat lover, I think I'd totally enjoy eating at Suvir's restaurant *___*
-Random Diner apparently wants to *live* in Naomi's soup...? What?
-Bandana Guy's risotto looks a bit... thick, from where I stand. Tom Colicchio once said in Top Chef that risotto had to be creamy and has to sort of "pool" inside the plate when you serve it, I must say I agree with him.
-James leaping to Traci's defense! "You n00bs have no idea what you're talking about, TRACI'S VEGETABLES ARE THE SHIT OKAY??? Grow up, for fuck's sake!" haaahahahaha
-Naomi won with SOUP? I guess I'm a bit... baffled, but okay. That must have been some seriously amazing soup. A hundred-dollar soup. Okay. *still not entirely convinced* é___ê
-Goodbye, Bandana Guy. I kind of liked you. Oh God James looks like he's about to cry. "My egg is scrambled right now", awwww é3è
-Single Eyebrow vs Suvir showdown in the next episode! And it's about red meat! I think I might have to side with Single Eyebrow on that one. Suvir may be a vegetarian, but meat's my religion.
Finally, nothing to do with TCM, but I have to share this with you =D
(Art by Kiri, Mytho is (c) blah blah blah)
*dies from teh cute*
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Date: 2011-04-29 10:06 pm (UTC)- Hahahaha Suvir is amaze but yeah that veal D: DDDD: I super respect that he is a vegetarian who cooks meat, though!
- CURTIS IS SUCH A WIMP. EAT SOME GODDAMN BUGS. COME ON. WHAT ARE YA, CHICKEN?
- Hahaha Traci hahaha "it's not dill, it's fennel" hahahahahahahahaaaa omg ilu Traci
- I was pretty mad at Kelis, though. I mean, sure, she's a trained chef or whatever, but she. . . CLEARLY HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DOING OR TALKING ABOUT? Like ok you went to culinary school and then became a mega pop star, that does not make you a chef.
- I'm getting fond of Single Eyebrow guy.
- Those curveballs were kiiiind of excessive. I mean, c'mon, there's "challenging" and then there's OH MY GOD OKAY THIS IS TORTURE PORN FOR CHEFS.
- I was seriously surprised that they sent home bandana dude for his risotto; I thought for sure they were going to send home Celina for her pudding. I mean, his risotto was GOOD RISOTTO, from what I could tell, it was just boring and safe, whereas Celina's pudding was not only boring and safe, but ACTUALLY NOT GOOD as in gritty texture. But for some reason. . . ? I mean, I am not complaining, I like Celina because she is super cute.
- Celina, stop making desserts. No, seriously. You suck at them.