Holmescest sandwich, anyone? ...No?

[sevenswells]

I wanna write porn. Threesome PWP filth. Sherlock/John/Mycroft.

...I think I'm slowly going mad from the lack of canon. Somebody talk me out of this. O_____O

Comments

[ivyblossom.livejournal.com]

I for one support your inclination toward the production of filth. FULL SPEED AHEAD.

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

You're way too adorable, that's why. Also NOT HELPING. But, ah, fuck, I'll do it. And then I'm gonna go hide somewhere, like, under a rock.

[call-me-ishmael.livejournal.com]

The answer for lack of new canon is always AUs. Ridiculous AUs.

But hey people like porn too.

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

I think I would suck kind of bad at writing AUs. I do love me some, the more ridiculous the better, but some people definitely do it better than I ever would, whereas porn... well, anybody can write porn, right? Yeah, that's the kind of challenge I can live up to XD

What makes me think I'm going crazy is that normally I wouldn't write anything other than Sherlock/John, and most of my fics are kind of tame... I dunno, the key thing will be not to think about it too much, I guess.

[call-me-ishmael.livejournal.com]

There's always somebody better, and the only way to improve is to do it.

Sometimes the brain seems to obsess over an idea that's out there compared to the usual fare. Better to write it than let it fester, in my opinion. Porn does seem to flow much quicker than other kinds of fic, I bet you could bang it out pretty quick.

Have fun~

[falling-voices.livejournal.com]

WRITE ALL THE PORN.

Seriously though, do it.

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, thanks for the enabling! XD
What the heck, I'll do it, I hear Hell is a fun place full of cool people anyway \o/ LET'S PARTY!!!!!

[falling-voices.livejournal.com]

I think it speaks a lot that I'd actually be willing to read your S/J/M porn, instead of clinging fruitlessly to Sherlock/John. :D it speaks a lot as to your porn-writing skills, I guess.

PARTAY, BABY. Speaking of — are you free the weekend of the 3rd/4th, December? looks like the meetup should be either Sat/Sun, if everyone can agree on that.

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

Nooooooo, WRITE IT. I love S/J/M, at least as etothepii writes it. But that's not Sherlock/Mycroft with John, it's Sherlock/John and Mycroft/John together. In other words, less incesty than it could be. *has strange standards*

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

Man I adore etothepii 's stuff too, that daemon fic is one of the best things this fandom has ever produced...

...mine will definitely be incesty as fuck, though. Which is why I'm having qualms about this. But I'm gonna do it anyway, and save regrets for after I post it XD

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

I can barely pick which is my favorite set, but I think it's the D/s AU. But all the AUs are so amazingly creative and well thought out, and the characterizations totally engrossing.

I'll still read your incesty as fuck porn, though. :D

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.

I am visiting my parents in Florida. It is very dull here. I need filthy Sherlock/John/Mycroft incest porn like whoa.

PLEASE DO IT.

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

1000 words written so far, I think your visit to your parents will be long over before I'm able to post the whole thing XD I'm a very, very slow writer; sorry about that darling

[mattiezumi.livejournal.com]

I'm down with anything you write! And yeah, like I would ever be the voice of reason, have you met me? I'm pretty sure we've already established that I like the porn. And I especially like the filth. And thus by extention. the potential homescest sandwich.

I like sandwiches. Make mine with extra mayo. ^_____________^

Although if you're on the fence about the whole gay incest thing, I stumbled upon a really fun fic a while back that I think you might enjoy!

But What Are Your Thoughts on Yaoi?

It's a Bones/Supernatural crossover, neither of which are fandoms I'm into or even know very well, but it's crazy hilarious.

Warnings: Incest, retardation.

How could I resist?

XD

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I knew I could... not count on you. For that at least. So thank you, I guess XD

And thank you for the link, it was absolutely hilarious! And helpful indeed! =D If you have any more of those, don't hesitate to rec!

I'm pretty sure we've already established that I like the porn. And I especially like the filth. And thus by extention. the potential homescest sandwich.

I like sandwiches. Make mine with extra mayo. ^_____________^

I just... Dude. I love you.

[alextree.livejournal.com]

DO EEET