Open letter to Benedict Cumberbatch

[sevenswells]

Dear Benedict,

You're beautiful, and I love you,

BUT YOUR FACE DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.

Sincerely yours,

Sevenswells.

Comments

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

He ALMOST dwells in the uncanny valley. XD

I remember a fic somewhere where someone remarked that it looked like he was designed by a program for maximum attractiveness, and them someone said "what the hell" and dialed the slanted eyes and the cheekbones up a few notches.

I remember seeing him in "Amazing Grace" a few years ago, not knowing who he was or anything, and remarking to someone on his having the oddest looks, with eyes like a kitty cat. The parts shouldn't work together - he should be quite hideous - and yet, miraculously, he is lovely.

But he must be hell to draw.

[sevenswells.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, haven't read the fic you're talking about but it sounds ~*right*~! XD
And he IS hell to draw! As soon as you think you've figured it out, you try out a few expressions, like SMILING, and the result makes you go WTF IS THIS SHIT. Seriously I love looking at smiling pictures of him, and he IS adorable and lovely and mouth-wateringly sexy, but I can't understand the FUCKING PHYSICS of how his mouth twists to shape a smile! Seriously. And I completely agree with you, it shouldn't work, and yet it does, but there must be some magic trick to it, because it certainly can't be explained in a scientific way. *_____*