O.RE.SA-MIAN

Reichenbach was so good it made me throw up in my mouth a little. And my face was ravaged by the end because I kept clawing at it (no. Really.).

( Feelings. And spoilers. I has them. )

Appropriate gif to express my emotions, yada, yada:


(it's funny because the horse falls from a height)(repeatedly)(cos it's a gif)(get it?)

Finished re-watching, here are my thoughts:

( I'm not sure they're coherent though, be warned )

I'm a bit sick of people whining bitterly (particularly on Dumblr) about how Sherlock fans are only interested in porn and slash.
That is not true. Not that there's anything wrong with being only interested in porn and slash in my opinion, but it is. Not. True.
I'll be the first to admit that I love my porn. Most of my rec posts contain fics where Sherlock and John are going at it like rabbits, because I'm a sexual being, and that's the prism with which I view the world; I won't apologize for it.
But as it turns out, my favourite fic in the whole fandom is rosa_acicularis 's The Anatomist. It's wonderfully written, it's not centered on a romantic relationship, there is no porn in it and not even hints of Sherlock/John. And I'm the biggest porn enthusiast and romantic schmoop I know. Go figure.
I can't even think of one fandom where people won't ask for moar porn in their comments and where porny fics are not more popular than plotty ones.
But I think we're actually doing fairly well in the Sherlock fandom. It's not perfect, I guess no fandom is, but it really is not that bad.
There are dark fics, casefics, funny comedy fics with no romantic relationship whatsoever, fics where Sherlock is 100% asexual and not touching John one bit -- or anyone else for that matter... and I know for a fact that some of them are quite popular, too. Like it or not, there is diversity in the Sherlock fandom, maybe more than in some others. Of course there is a crushing majority of Sherlock/John slash (and I'm the first to support it), but I don't agree with the picture those bitter fans are depicting where there is absolutely no place or recognition for anything else.
In this fandom, I wrote one fic where there was S/J porn (after several paragraphs of idiotic comedy involving spray bottles and giant crabs), one fic that was mainly about food with a bit of slash in the end with nothing more explicit than a kiss between Sherlock and John, one fic about Mycroft's brotherly relationship to Sherlock with a mini-squinty hint at a possible romantic relationship between Sherlock and John, and one ficlet about nothing in particular, just Sherlock and John drinking tea on New Year's Day.
I consider that they all got a good deal of appreciation from readers, each at their own level, and I didn't even get one comment about making any of the ones that didn't contain sex "more porny", and I didn't feel any underlying frustration in any comment either.
So I don't know what the people who complain about that are actually doing, but maybe, MAYBE they're doing it wrong, and it has nothing to do with rabidly horny fans looking desperately for slash and porn everywhere.

Sorry about the rant, but I got really annoyed in ways I didn't even expect and I had to write about it.

That's right bitches




( Slashy tights under the cut ;D )

I have the best, most talented and outstanding friends anyone could ever dream of. Except now I have to learn how to walk with my legs drawn (pun not intended) together all the time.

This is a scene from Meet Me Inside which is an absolutely fantastic fic by wakeneve on AO3, go read it, it's brilliant; and the scene in question is one of the hottest I've read in all fandom.

Rating: NC-17 (VERY porny), fandom: BBC Sherlock, pairing: Sherlock/John, warnings: graphic (oral) sex, made by me.

Preview:


( Quand du bout de la langue / Je la lèche, elle tangue / Fumante elle frémit sous la morsure / De mon dentier Hé Hé )

10 second footage from the new Sherlock series and the whole fandom has gone batshit crazy on Tumblr and gif'd/cap'd/analyzed/flailed over absolutely everything in the ten minutes that followed the teaser's release; as some infamous bloggers said, when the actual series will start, we probably won't survive. 2012, guys. The Mayans predicted this. Ovaries exploding all over the globe. We're fucked.

Here is the whole BBC trailer for their new programs, including the Sherlock bits: http://www.spoilertv.com/2011/08/uk-promo-featuring-new-sherlock-footage.html

And here's the Sherlock footage extracted from the trailer:






Yessss Masteeeeer! (°ç°)//

A little porny thing I drew to celebrate the fact that I had 150 followers on tumblr. I won't do it with every 50 people more deciding to follow the tumblr, but I happen to like the number 150 -- it's the number of the issue in which Mytho will premiere, hee.

So, anyway: Sherlock/? (it can be whoever you want, really. I'd personnally go for Sherlock/John but you can have fun imagining to whom the hand in the picture belongs); Not Safe For Work, NC-17.

( A blueprint Of the pleasure In me )

And done.

So, as I said in the previous post, art trade with pollums , she asked for Sherlock with short Cumberhair (reference here), and Sherlock/John of course. I hope you'll like it dear, and that I haven't overworked it too much ^^;;;

Preview:

Fandom: BBC Sherlock, pairing: Sherlock/John, rating: NC-17, NSFW, made by moi.

( Baby, can you handle this? )

*little dance of joy*

Yes!!! Houdini & Holmes (part 1) by the astonishing pollums because only her could get such a brilliant idea!

And it's freaking FANTASTIC!!!!ONE!!

Of course the art is incredible, what with her flowy sexy lines and her perfect mastery of black and white, but also, and even with so little pages, she manages to create an intriguing ambiance and extremely enticing characterization. What I loved the most were the -- if you can forgive me the expression -- "couple" scenes; Harry Houdini and his wife are adorable, and I squeed out loud during the first exchange between Holmes and Watson. Polly is so so good at showing that special kind of love and tenderness, those strong underlying emotions, expressed with a simplicity that is extremely hard to achieve even for the greatest artists -- and Polly manages to do it brilliantly.

She created a charismatic Houdini as a character, and her Holmes... OMG her Holmes. Under Polly's brush, he becomes utterly fascinating, and embodies everything that I love about her way of drawing men; he's magnetic, graceful and just a bit strange... I know very little of the original character (ACD's, I mean, since I haven't really read the books) but now I'm convinced that's the way he sould be represented: Polly's Holmes is perfect.

So now you're all (understandably) jealous of me and you want to get your sticky hands all over that jewel too, well you can always order a copy of that first part (and of its sequel which is in the works) right here, clicky clicky >>> http://pollums.livejournal.com/186847.html

*plants tent in front of Polly's house waiting for sequel, no pressure*