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Here we go, no stupid categories, no gifs. This is just the tip of the iceberg, I needed to post this now to get started, but there will be more rec posts to come, if only to get some organization in all the stuff I've faved (and believe me, it goes on forever!).
Most of it is Sherlock/John slash, except when I make the precision it's otherwise.

Comments, as always, are appreciated ^^

( Under the cut there be recs )

So there. That sould keep you occupied for a bit, at least until I return!

I've got a whole pile of 'em comic strips for you. As promised, there's the next parts of Sherlock and John's Amazing Meta Adventures, and another Mofftiss strip at the end of the post.
Thank you very much for your comments on the previous strips, you're all adorable -- answering you as soon as I can!!

By the way, somebody suggested that the FunFun Scriptwriting strip should be posted on Mark Gatiss's Twitter, and I'm not against the idea, but I don't have a Twitter account, and I'd rather not have links on Twitter that link back to this journal. So, I've created a TumblR account where I'll post my stuff -- the comic strips, but also my Sherlock fanarts. The Tumblr will be some kind of archive, just to keep my stuff in one place. So anyway, if someone who does have a Twitter account wants to post those strips on Gatiss's Twitter, go right ahead I'm all for it, just please use the Tumblr links.

Here's the address of the Tumblr: http://sevenswells.tumblr.com/

Fandom: BBC Sherlock, rating: PG-13 cuz language, Safe For Work, made by moi.
Comments: the "Does he look straight to you?" line is a reference to littlenotebook 's hilarious post, "A Study In Pink in fifteen minutes"
The Sherlocktopus strip is dedicated to jbs_teeth  since she/he was the one who suggested the idea!

( Bunch of stuff under the cut )

This is definitely not Sunday Porn. Maybe Sunday PG-13...? Don't worry, I won't make a habit of it.

I'm listening to a lot of The Bravery's songs these days, and I particularly love "Split Me Wide Open". So when I read etothepii  's Sherlock/Addams Family crossover fic today, Your Body Before Me, I felt some kind of resonance, and I just had to do a fanart (go read it, btw, it's truly fantastic stuff, I'm a huge fan of this author). Why I mainly do fanarts of weird/creepy stuff is a question I try not to ask myself too much.

The technique is gouache and watercolour pencils, the pairing is Sherlock/John. The rating is... mmmmh let's say R, because the fanart is still kind of weird; basically, it's Sherlock kissing John's severed head, but John isn't dead. Like I said, it's an Addams Family crossover, so John can't die just because his head isn't attached to his body. It's not very gory, though. I tried to draw something cute, actually.

Okay, whatever, here it is:

( They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky... )

Title: Umami
Author: sevenswells 
Beta/Brit-pick: unovis_lj  and zonesthesia ; thank you for being so amazing. It has been a real pleasure working with you on this. <3
Rating: PG-13
Fandom/Pairing: BBC's Sherlock, Sherlock/John
Warnings: shameless food porn, but I do hope that kind of thing doesn't shock you
Genre: food fic laced with comedy sprinkled with a bit of crack and fluffy slash on the side
Summary: John tries to get Sherlock to eat. The thing is, even if he doesn't look it, Sherlock is quite the hedonist, and would only eat tasty stuff. So John's plan is to become the best cook Sherlock has ever known.
Comments: About the title: in her book Garlic and Sapphires, the famous food critic Ruth Reichl describes "umami" as "the Japanese taste that cannot be described. It is when something is exactly right for the moment."
I've put in this fic some of the dishes that I love the most, including sushi; if you want to know more about the food and the recipes described in the fic, go to this link: http://sevenswells.livejournal.com/69420.html#cutid1
Word Count: 6 197 w.


( He hadn't been able to discern the pattern because it had been hidden by another. Sherlock's photosynthesis. )

Taking a little break from RL work to post this.

The drawing under the cut below is the illustration of one scene excerpted from the most excellent fic A Taste of Murder by the fabulous as_i_am ; I love, love, love that fic, and that scene in particular!

The drawing's not perfect, but I'm not entirely dissatisfied. I've been a bit liberal with the interpretation of the mess they've made, but I hope you'll like it dear! <3

Fandom: BBC Sherlock, pairing: Sherlock/John, artist: me, rating: NC-17, NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Also KITTENS!

Preview:


( THIS. IS. PORN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!! )

This is the South Korean trailer to Sherlock:



I love you, South Korea. You thought the series weren't gay enough so you went ahead and made a fanvid on national TV.




You're awesome.

A few Sherlock comic strips about fic patterns, XKCD-style. (Just don't get me wrong, here, I've read a LOT of fics in this fandom, still reading a lot of them, and the majority of them are really incredibly good, even when they follow either of the two situations described below (sometimes both). Maybe those repetitive patterns are one of the very reasons I love this fandom so much, too. So, anyway, it's just a little affectionate teasing, not serious critique or bashing or anything of the kind.)

Fandom: BBC Sherlock, rating: R just to be safe (very mild sexual content), artist: me. That should cover it. I hope you'll like them!

( I made funnies under the cut )

Mwaaahahaha, I've been DYING to use that icon! Finally!

I've been inspired by Polly and her recommendation of Paul Cadmus, who drew naked gay sailors (<3)

And lo,

SUNDAY PORN FUCK YEAH!!!

( NSFW BUT NOBODY WORKS ON SUNDAYS LOLZ )

I'm posting a cleaner version (and maybe some colours) later on this evening. w00t!

Never mind the title of this post, you'll just get Sherlock recs for the most part. I hope you're not too dissappoint.

Here below are new categories because I don't like repeating myself, fanvids recs like last time, and the novelties are art recs and comm pimpage, because there are some fantastic comms related to Sherlock out there and art needs to be recced too. Oh and there's one fanmix ^^

The other stuff that has changed is that there are now more pairings other than John/Sherlock (not many, though) and more Gen fics. I'll specify each time it is the case, but when I don't, just assume it's J/S slash.

Stupid gifs and images to illustrate each category you know the drill; it's a little less image-heavy than last time. If you wanna check my previous rec post of doom, here it is. It took me a whole chunk of my spare (hahaha *nervous laugh*) time to put this present post up, so of course comments are love ^^

( No pirates, no zombies, no male strippers, but you'll surely find gay under the cut. )

Fuck me but that was long and fastidious. I hope you'll enjoy, guys, and like last time, if you have anything you want to rec me, feel free to share in the comments.

Title: Pussycat Pussycat, or, How Your Sherlock Learns
Author: sevenswells 
Beta: kamexkame  back to beta business after I initiated the hell out of her with my newest obsession. Thank you so much, darling. <3
All remaining mistakes are mine.
Rating: NC-17, hooray! \o/
Fandom/Pairing: BBC's Sherlock, John/Sherlock
Warnings: Brace yourselves for crack and silliness, and it all ends up with seksi timez, w00t! I might also have wandered a little too far in the merry land of OOC-ness, I dunno. Sorry about that.
Summary: from a prompt on the shkinkmeme  comm, originally posted by middletone : John hears somewhere (friend/televison/internet/etc) that one can effectively discipline one's cat with a spray-bottle when they engage in bad behavior. John figures Sherlock acts like a cat, maybe he can be disciplined like one... Because, really, what could be the harm? At best he'll get Sherlock to stop shooting holes in the walls of their flat and at worse Sherlock will end up very, very wet.
Which I completed with the_deviations  's comment: You know, once Sherlock figures out what John's doing he'll start marking his territory because FINE, YOU WANT TO TREAT ME LIKE A CAT THEN I WILL BE A CAT. I WILL BE THE CATTIEST CAT TO EVER CAT. Upon which he licks John's wounded shoulder.
Comments: I took WAY TOO FUCKING LONG to write this; I don't usually do such lengthy porn. And I swear to God, as I was finishing it, I heard cats screwing right under my window. O____o What. The hell.
This fic was inspired by this hilarious post I found on TumblR, Maru Maru's videos and some of pollums  's incredibly funny and adorable drawings (et pour les francophones si ça les intéresse, la chanson "Le Chat" de Pow Wow également).
Word count: 7410 w., WHAT IS MY LIFE??
Love: Give me some.
No crabs were hurt during the making of this fic.

This fic has also been translated into Korean by topsecretum, you can read it here


( Moi vouloir être chat... )


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[EDIT OF MAJOR IMPORTANCE] pollums  DID ART. I'M SO HAPPY AND TOUCHED I CAN'T EVEN.



You can go compliment her on that ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS AND SEXY piece on her original journal post by clicking on the picture.

EDIT OF THE EDIT: Gi-Mil, a friend of topsecretum 's has also done artwork, it's also very wonderful, I love it!